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There’s No Place Like Home……………or so I thought!!

20 Feb

I have always been really big on my quality time. Whether it’s quality time with friends, family, or just me time. My home is my sanctuary. My escape from the outside bullshit this world has to offer. My home is where I am free from intrusion. My own personal space. My safe haven. Anybody who really knows me knows this about me! I really have no desire for company. (No, let me say uninvited company.) If I wanted to be bothered, I’d call you, we’d hang out, and after said hanging we shake hands, hug or what have you; and retreat back to our respective home fronts! I detest ‘droppers-by’. I have no problem leaving a mofo standing outside knocking! You should have called before you came. Plain and simple. I DO NOT allow people to invade my personal space. EVER!!! There are people who have passes, (such as my mommy and daddy, oh and my sister, who I affectionately call “Lidduh Daddeh” for future reference). Just because you are out and thought of me, was in the area, or had to pee, is not reason enough to come imposing on my life without warning. I mean, if you just randomly stop by folk house because you have to pee, WTF makes you think I want your random toilet sitting ass utilizing my toilet? The same toilet that my littles rest their bums for relief!!!

Image I am not a very hospitable person when I feel I have been infiltrated!! I could have been having family time with Pooh and the “Littles”, (because yes, I do have a family), I could have been relating with Pooh (or myself for that matter), I could have been doing homework, studying or just recreational reading (because yes, a bitch is smart), or I could have plain ol’ didn’t feel like being fucking bothered and here your in the area, might have to pee, just dropping by ass, come knocking on my door! Now I gotta move folded clothes from last week so your ass can sit down! LMAO! It’s a COURTESY CALL! I know that shit wasn’t burried with the ‘N’ word, or was it?? They call it ‘common’ courtesy, but exactly how common is it?? I never, ever, EVER, pop up at somebody’s house talmbout “Whatchu cook?”. I do not make phone calls at unreasonable hours to friends or family whom I’m well aware have jobs or families to tend to. I am a firm believer in “Do unto others”. If I roamed aimlessly around these Detroit streets doing random house calls, I wouldn’t find fault in this inconsiderate ass behavior. But, since I don’t indulge in this particular kind of fuckery, I do not expect for unannounced fucks to knock at my door!

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I mean don’t get me wrong, there are instances of exception in times of emergency, like near death experiences, DEATH, and even car trouble may get you in to place a AAA call which afterwards you go sit in your vehicle until the tow truck arrives! I realize that I may sound a tad bit mean, but this is my comfort zone. The worst thing you can do is interrupt my leisure! I know I can’t possibly be the only one who feels like this. With the technology of the world today, and the handing out of the “Obama” phones at every local gas station, there is no reason for someone not calling before they dot your door step. What do you say? How do you deal with people showing up at your door unannounced? Do you let them in or leave them standing? I need feed back! If I am exuding a behavior unbeknownst to the human population, I need to know. Not that it will change anything, but I don’t want to be rude!! lol

 

Raise up your child……..

16 Feb

I am 100% sure that there is a quote that begins in this way, but for the life of me, I can’t recall exactly how it goes. (and no, I do not feel like googling shit right now!) ImageBut anyhow, by me being a mother of three, I experience things daily that blow my fucking socks off. From my son coming home singing about how he just popped and molly and he sweating, whooo…….  to me being a nosy assed mom and reading his facebook messages with a girl about sucking dick. Yes, SUCKING DICK!!!!!  In these messages, he asked this particular girl if she sucks dick and why does everyone in school say she does. (Mind you, my son is 10 yrs old, in the 5th grade). SUCKING DICK THO?  So, this heffa goes on to say that yes she does do it, however she has only indulged once. AT 10 FUCKING YEARS OLD?!!!!! As you can tell I am still outdone. I have not yet mentioned my finding to my son because I just don’t know what to say? Don’t get me wrong, I do not, by any means want to come off as some naive ass mother, but jeez! At ten years old, you could easily catch me singing, You can’t touch this!!! What happened to the innocence of being a child?  I know that it is impossible to shield your child from every thing you deem unacceptable, but come on, we must do better. What is stuck in my mind is this girl. What in your life made you want to suck some little boys sour ass peen??? Where did you learn this?? I mean did you just put it in your mouth for a minute, or did you suck him ’til he squirted his little 5th grade juices in your mouth??? Do yo’ mama know?? I am plagued with so many questions!!!!!

Ok, wait, back to the messages, because it gets better. Since she has admitted to going around ‘fellay-shing'(see Superbad for pronunciation) people, my son wants to know when he can get his chance at seeing what that mouth do!! Listen. I. ABSOLUTELY. CANNOT. DEAL. My sister was not at all surprised after I told her. I on the other hand, may need therapy after this!! What do I say to my boy? How do I make him understand the severity of sex and it’s outcomes? At 10 years old?

What sparked me to write this blog post is the reality of the future of our world and our beautiful children living in it. I am scared! No, more like terrified. If you are sucking peen at 10, you’ll most definitely be pregnant at 12. Which makes me a grandparent at the ripe ass age of 35. WTF????!!

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Seriously though, just like my Auntie Whitney said, “The children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.”  At this point we are headed to some type of molly popping, dick sucking orgy!! We have got to do better ladies and gentlemen. Whether we know it or not, our children pay very close attention to the things we say and do. I have always told my fiance to be mindful of the things you say and do when in the presence of our babies. They are so very easily impressionable at this stage in life and they look to us for guidance. I do believe that with proper influence, a child can ignore the fuckery going on in the world today and become a responsible individual capable of making the right decisions in life, but it takes lots of time and commitment to your child. No one said being a parent was a cake walk, but it doesn’t have to be hell either. I believe it to be pretty simple when you practice what you preach. Children are much more perceptive of what’s going on around them, (especially in daily life) than we realize, or are willing to accept. If you running around here acting like a plum,dumb, fool, what else can you expect but to have little dumb plums running behind your ass???!!! I make this plea to every parent and possible parent, (myself included) INVEST MORE TIME IN YOUR KIDS!!! The club will be there, so will that man/woman, your so-called friends, and any other thing you deem as as a necessity to your social life. The sacrifices we make as parents is just small beans compared to raising successful, respectful, and respectable adults. They are your footprints on this earth after you are long gone, what will your childs steps say about you???

What a child doesn’t receive, he can seldom later give. – P.D. James

Your children will see what you’re all about by what you live, rather than what you say. -Unknown

It’s not only children who grow. Parents do too. As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching to see what we do with ours. -Joyce Maynard

P.S.

Did I mention he made a little peen pic? looked something like this>>>>  8=====D

lmao, but this ain’t funny!!!